"Red hair and rehab should've been my first two red flags."
"Mystical creatures of leisure and subliminal lines crossed in flashback fairy tales."
"Shit's better than hot and heavy BBW sex smeared in pumpkin pie!"
"The term 'Bad to the Bone' doesn't even begin to express their woes."
"Beside a hidden river trees seek the cover of night."
"Old pagan psychology behind an eternal tapestry"