"Now fess up, who's my Mom?"
"A few of them escaped once then ran a train on that poor boy."
"She had the Fire Flower, I shot the fireballs."
"We're both pirates now! AAAARRGH!"
"Even if it meant waking up with a strange rash and an itchy crotch."
"One day his routine caught up with him after her ear fell off in the checkout line at Sam's Club..."
"Presenting them to us like some valuable lost treasure every chance they get."
"There he was munching away in between two bent legs with his bat cowl on!"
"This proclamation comes as a surprise since the two have lived in peaceful harmony for some time now."
"There were so many holes in her teeth she sounded like a harmonica when she talked."