Skull Fucking Corpses from a Necrophiliac Coyote’s Dick’s Point of View

Aw, come on, man!

This shit again?

What is your deal?

You’re gonna give me another damn

urinary tract infection!

Why do you have to do this?

Trust me, I’m not ejaculating from the pleasure.

I’m puking because it smells and tastes like shit!

So please stop.

Why the hell did I have to be reincarnated into

a necrophiliac coyote’s penis?

And why is that even a thing?

What did I ever do to anyone to deserve this, God?

Well, here we go.

Time to hold my breath.

squish-squish-squish-squish-plip-plop-plap

BLARGH!

BLEAH!

Oh, God…

ROLF!

You disgusting son. of. a. bitch!!!

 

Β©James Dennis Casey IV

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