"They lived happily ever after, just like in the Fairy Tales."
"One day his routine caught up with him after her ear fell off in the checkout line at Sam's Club..."
"Shit's better than hot and heavy BBW sex smeared in pumpkin pie!"
"Then he smiled as he ejaculated into the river."
"He wants to use your skull as a bowl."
"The kind of salvation only a bottle can bring."
"Presenting them to us like some valuable lost treasure every chance they get."
"There he was munching away in between two bent legs with his bat cowl on!"
"The wreckage of the past shoved up my ass."
"Brave among the lonely."